Yes, it’s that time of year again folks. Xmas is just around the corner. It’s time to blow the cob webs off the purses and wallets. Get out there and shop till you drop. But just before you drop get… Continue Reading →
McDonald’s have recently submitted plans to open a new restaurant on the site of the ruins of St. Anthony’s Chapel on the hill above St. Margaret’s Loch in Holyrood Park. A spokesperson for the restaurant made an announcement from the… Continue Reading →
Edinburgh council have unveiled plans to electrify Greyfriars Bobby in a bid to stop tourists from rubbing his nose for good luck. A spokesperson for the council told us “We are sick and tired of having to respray Bobby’s nose… Continue Reading →
According to an email leaked to Only In Edinbrugh HQ Love Island 2022 will be filmed in Cramond, Midlothian! It’s believed that due to Covid-19 producers have been scouting the shores of the UK to find a suitable location closer… Continue Reading →
Hollywood heart throb Tom Cruise has decided to fork out a small fortune on a new luxury home. But the plush property is not in the Berkeley Hills in California, nor is the magnificent mansion in London’s expensive Park Lane… Continue Reading →
Edinburgh traffic wardens are up in all the wrong places at revelations in a recently released report that suggest 80% of them just can’t get it up in all the right places. The report was the result of months of… Continue Reading →
Over the years there have been thrilling comebacks, agonising defeats and the some great European nights to remember in Tynecastle but unfortunately nothing to write home about in recent seasons. So fans have begun to vent their frustration on The… Continue Reading →
If you are anything like me then you will enjoy whiling away the hours of summer sunshine relaxing on Portbello beach when you get the chance. If you are then you will have undoubtedly spotted more than a few sexy… Continue Reading →
One of the world’s most famous directors, Martin Scorsese and equally as famous Hollywood actors Leonardo DiCaprio and Robert DeNiro have been spotted in Morningside’s Wild West Street. Photo’s have been flooding social media platform The Twitter as surprised onlookers… Continue Reading →
So what’s odd about receiving a council tax bill you might be asking yourself. We all get one, am I right? Well how would YOU feel if you received a council tax bill for your pet PARROT!! That’s right your… Continue Reading →
Auchtermuchty hackers have taken over the notice board in Waverley Station and are streaming filthy porn movies on to it around the clock. Station managers are unable to do anything about it as access has been blocked by the clever… Continue Reading →
A Morningside resident has been taken to hospital in the back of a Kwikfit van and treated for shock after her neighbour of ten years said hello to her whilst passing on the shared stairwell of their tenement block. Marjorie… Continue Reading →
It was touch and go for a few days this week in Stockbridge as local delicatessen ran out of purple garlic. Tempers were frayed and friendships stretched to the limit as the patience of the locals was tested to the… Continue Reading →
A 26 year old man has been jailed for 9 & 3/4 months for attempting to rob a Dalry bookmakers wearing a Harry Potter invisibility cloak. The attempted robbery took place during the largest cartoon horse race of the year,… Continue Reading →
Coach loads of Catholics are expected to swarm into Edinburgh over the coming days. They’ll be hoping to catch a glimpse of Jesus in Comely Bank Avenue. An apparition of him and his mother Mary have mysteriously appeared on opposite… Continue Reading →
After much discussion over coffee and muffins, paid for by the public purse, at last night’s council meeting in Starbucks on George Street it was agreed that the council would start to sub-contract out it’s road team from the start… Continue Reading →