Only In Edinburgh is the Scotland’s bonniest satire site, unerringly accurate in all its truth claims, by the power of Nessie himself/herself/themself. We craft satire about Scottish stuff, political stuff and the absurdity of everyday life in Scotland, the UK and beyond.

Only In Edinburgh was plucked from the ether on the seventh day of the creation week, just over 6,000 years ago. We’ve been the premier news source through every major Scottish event, from the mysteries of the Loch Ness Monster and the bravery of William Wallace to the Union of the Crowns and the Battle of Culloden in 1746. We focus on the hard facts, leaving the spin and bias to other news site like the BBC and GB News.

Should you wish to lodge a complaint about something on our site, we suggest a good old-fashioned airing of grievances at your nearest standing stone. For Edinburggh residents there’s one near Kirkliston.

Unlike other satire sites, everything we post is 100% verified by the ghost of Robert Burns.