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Shudder Belly propose Leaning Tower of Edinburgh

Shudder Belly’s relentless Disneyfication of Edinburgh has literally sank to all new levels with their latest proposal. Shudder Belly CEO Sylvester Fox submitted plans to...

Edinburgh Council’s secret seagull mind control plan leaked

Top secret plans revealing how Edinburgh Council set up a crack team in partnership with two ex CIA agents to train seagulls to clear...

Sorry but vegan’t let you in

Edinburgh vegans are up in arms as Edinburgh council decides to exclude the ‘tree hugging tofu munchers’ from the city’s new low emission zones...

Man who attempted to rob bookmakers wearing a Harry Potter invisibility cloak is jailed

A 26 year old man has been jailed for 9 & 3/4 months for attempting to rob a Dalry bookmakers wearing a Harry Potter...

Lowlies in the Sacristy with Diamonds

High Priest Father Zebedee MacDougal from Round-about Church on top of Leith Walk was giving mass at 08:00 on Sunday morning when he noticed...

Shopping center to be fitted with life boats and life buoys

After recent flash flooding it has been decided that the Edinburgh’s most recently opened shopping center is to be fitted with lifeboats and life...

Edinburgh man banned

A man from the Morningside area of Edinburgh has been banned after being caught. Joseph Kelly from Belhaven Terrace was walking along Morningside Road when...

Pentlands runner inhales a wasp

Paramedics and a mountain rescue helicopter were called out to the Pentland Hills to help a man suffering with breathing difficulties after ‘inhaling a...

Irish expected to flock to see Jesus in Comely Bank Avenue

Coach loads of Irish are expected to swarm into Comely Bank Avenue over the coming days to catch a glimpse of Jesus and his...

Edinburgh council to sub contract out road team

After much discussion over coffee and muffins, paid for by the public purse, at last night’s council meeting in Starbucks on George Street it...

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