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Dalry spinster shocked and angry after receiving Council Tax bill for her pet parrot

So what's odd about receiving a council tax bill you might be asking yourself. We all get one, am I right? Well how would YOU...

Hackers stream round the clock porn on to Waverley Station notice board

Auchtermuchty hackers have taken over the notice board in Waverley Station and are streaming filthy porn movies on to it around the clock. Station managers...

Morningside resident treated for shock after neighbour says hello

A Morningside resident has been taken to hospital in the back of a Kwikfit van and treated for shock after her neighbour of ten...

Police begin to investigate bike theft six month after it was stolen

Imagine this. You have your bike stolen. You report it to the police. You even find it for sale on Gumtree the following day....

Crisis averted as purple garlic returns to Stockbridge

It was touch and go for a few days this week in Stockbridge as local delicatessen ran out of purple garlic. Tempers were frayed and...

Edinburgh supermarket bin is NOT a post box!

An Edinburgh supermarket has been forced to label its bin after customers continually confuse it for a post box. The supermarket has a small post...

Mickey & Minnie Mouse Joyride Through Edinburgh Streets on Mobility Scooter

Imagine PC Wylie Rush’s surprise as he sat in his patrol car on Waterloo Place enjoying his fresh pastries and coffee when Mickey &...

Shudder Belly propose Leaning Tower of Edinburgh

Shudder Belly’s relentless Disneyfication of Edinburgh has literally sank to all new levels with their latest proposal. Shudder Belly CEO Sylvester Fox submitted plans to...

Edinburgh Council’s secret seagull mind control plan leaked

Top secret plans revealing how Edinburgh Council set up a crack team in partnership with two ex CIA agents to train seagulls to clear...

Sorry but vegan’t let you in

Edinburgh vegans are up in arms as Edinburgh council decides to exclude the ‘tree hugging tofu munchers’ from the city’s new low emission zones...

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