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Police begin to investigate bike theft six month after it was stolen

Imagine this. You have your bike stolen. You report it to the police. You even find it for sale on Gumtree the following day....

Crisis averted as purple garlic returns to Stockbridge

It was touch and go for a few days this week in Stockbridge as local delicatessen ran out of purple garlic. Tempers were frayed and...

Edinburgh supermarket bin is NOT a post box!

An Edinburgh supermarket has been forced to label its bin after customers continually confuse it for a post box. The supermarket has a small post...

Mickey & Minnie Mouse Joyride Through Edinburgh Streets on Mobility Scooter

Imagine PC Wylie Rush’s surprise as he sat in his patrol car on Waterloo Place enjoying his fresh pastries and coffee when Mickey &...

Shudder Belly propose Leaning Tower of Edinburgh

Shudder Belly’s relentless Disneyfication of Edinburgh has literally sank to all new levels with their latest proposal. Shudder Belly CEO Sylvester Fox submitted plans to...

Edinburgh Council’s secret seagull mind control plan leaked

Top secret plans revealing how Edinburgh Council set up a crack team in partnership with two ex CIA agents to train seagulls to clear...

Sorry but vegan’t let you in

Edinburgh vegans are up in arms as Edinburgh council decides to exclude the ‘tree hugging tofu munchers’ from the city’s new low emission zones...

Man who attempted to rob bookmakers wearing a Harry Potter invisibility cloak is jailed

A 26 year old man has been jailed for 9 & 3/4 months for attempting to rob a Dalry bookmakers wearing a Harry Potter...

Lowlies in the Sacristy with Diamonds

High Priest Father Zebedee MacDougal from Round-about Church on top of Leith Walk was giving mass at 08:00 on Sunday morning when he noticed...

Shopping center to be fitted with life boats and life buoys

After recent flash flooding it has been decided that the Edinburgh’s most recently opened shopping center is to be fitted with lifeboats and life...

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